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Abby! I can\u2019t believe we did it! Four years went by like that! Will you promise to keep in touch?! Let\u2019s see each other once or twice this summer and then not again for about fifteen years, when we\u2019re both staying at a serviceable two-star resort that\u2019s just fine with allowing small children fighting a horrible stomach bug to play in the pool. \u2014\u2764\ufe0fMissy<\/em><\/p>\n

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You will read this once this afternoon and not again until you\u2019re in your fifties, but, by that time, I will have already died, alone in my apartment, totally nude, except for my ankle monitor. \u2014Jacky Jack Jack!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Hey, girl! Remember me when you\u2019re unhappily married and still running the family business due to your fatal lack of ambition. \u2014Rachey<\/em><\/p>\n

Yay! We\u2019re FINALLY graduating! Remember that day in Miss Tompkins\u2019s (Miss Not-Hotkins!) class when I held in a sneeze then farted and everyone laughed except for Becky?! She never laughs! Becky will run her own influencerP.R. agency while you and I will marry two mediocre men who scream out \u201cWheel of Fortune\u201d answers as if they\u2019re solving the world\u2019s greatest and most substantial mysteries: \u201cGOOEY CINNAMON STICKY BUNS!\u201d or \u201cALL THE CRITICS AGREE!\u201d It\u2019ll be exhausting. \u2014Luv Ya Lots, Chloe<\/em><\/p>\n

God, I\u2019m so happy to get out of this s-hole! HATE THIS PLACE! I CANNOT wait to get to the real world and then spend half my life thinking, Shouldn\u2019t I be enjoying this more? \u2014R.R.<\/em><\/p>\n

Jess Hot Mess! I love that this isn\u2019t goodbye cause we\u2019re both going to the same college, roomie! It\u2019ll be like high school never ended! For me, anyway. You\u2019ll spread your wings, really explore your identity, and move into quiet-study housing in the spring semester. We\u2019ll see each other less and less, and I won\u2019t even tell you when I transfer to Florida State. \u2014Ya girl Hannah<\/em><\/p>\n

I was your math teacher. I\u2019m not really sure what to say. You were a B student. \u2014Mrs. Bailey<\/em><\/p>\n

You handed me this yearbook shyly, as if it meant nothing, but you\u2019ve had a crush on me all these years and, I have to be perfectly honest, I don\u2019t know a thing about you except that we both were referred to doctors after our scoliosis screenings. Be Well! \u2014Dani<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Ethan, a.k.a. Butt Dawg (HAHAHAHA)! All I can say is two things: 1) \u201cPiled-high nachos!\u201d and 2) Think of me when you\u2019re some Wall Street big shot, and I appear in a documentary about my first six months in prison for starting a wildfire with an unfiltered cigarette I tossed into some bone-dry vegetation. \u2014Milo<\/em><\/p>\n

Do you like my fancy signature? I\u2019ve been practicing since sixth grade, in each and every class, just daydreaming about becoming really, really famous. Remember my name! \u2014Richie Randigan<\/em><\/p>\n

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P.S. I never become famous.<\/p>\n

You asked me to sign your yearbook because I am unpopular and you feel sorry for me. You thought it was a good deed, but I see through your condescension. It brings no relief. \u2014Nico<\/em><\/p>\n

You\u2019re such an AMAZING WRITER! I\u2019M SO JEALOUS! I can\u2019t wait to read that one book you\u2019ll self-publish years from now, a children\u2019s book about a talking stapler with a huge heart. \u2014Mary P.<\/em><\/p>\n

We\u2019ve sat in the same classes for the past ten years but I\u2019ve never said a word. You might know me as Mitch Spencer. The rest of the world will soon know me as TruthSlayerXX on TikTok. Do you have the nerve to take the red pill and see into the Matrix like I have? I\u2019ve taken the red pill! In a few years, I will also take the white pill to prevent hair loss. \u2014Best, Mitch R. Spencer<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019m the kid you\u2019ll see on CNN talking about changing the world and you\u2019ll think, Wait a minute, isn\u2019t that the same guy who threw up on his sneakers in Algebra II and then cried so hard his mother had to pick him up? That<\/em> guy became successful?! \u2014Ronnie<\/em><\/p>\n

Yoooooo! Parties down by the lake, beers out by the old water tower, that epic night at Henry\u2019s\u2014just some of the legendary memories we never made because we were bland and fearful. \u2014Mike<\/em><\/p>\n

Promise me we\u2019ll always, always be best amigas! That is, until I realize you were merely the least lame option in a small student body, and I replace you with friends who reflect my actual preferences. XOXOXO \u2014Lisa<\/em><\/p>\n

You handed me your yearbook, and I will write something nice out of obligation. \u2014Wishing You the Very Very Best, Mr. Richards<\/em><\/p>\n

You and I are never leaving this godforsaken town. There is no escape for the likes of us. See you tomorrow, I guess. \u2014Margot<\/em>\u00a0\u2666<\/p>\n

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