{"id":129,"date":"2026-05-20T18:37:29","date_gmt":"2026-05-20T18:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=129"},"modified":"2026-05-20T18:37:29","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T18:37:29","slug":"your-personality-according-to-your-sleeping-position","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Your Personality, According to Your Sleeping Position"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>The Starfish<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s in your DNA to live your best sprawled-out life\u2014slowly extending limbs across every inch of the bed, and whoever\u2019s in it. Like your marine mascot, you\u2019re sensitive to disruptions in your environment but, unlike the starfish, you just don&#8217;t care (that you\u2019re hogging the blankets). Your harshest critics say that you have no backbone or brain, but you demonstrate moments of selflessness. For example, when kicked or shoved, you\u2019ll scoot over two inches.<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=127\">Brandy (a Fine Girl) in Couples Therapy<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Corpse<\/strong><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Some people feel uneasy about sleeping like they\u2019re about to be slid into a coffin, but not you. You\u2019re immovable in your convictions, even if your nocturnal rigor mortis freaks people out. By day, you can be found making decisions with reckless abandon, yet somehow, at night, you slip into a totally peaceful sleep, content to leave everyone else to deal with your mess. And no, you will not \u201cjust turn on your side for the love of God.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Bone-Crusher<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You have a penchant for pinning your sleep partner beneath your full weight, which has suddenly shifted entirely into the leg or arm you\u2019ve draped across their body. On the upside, you are loyal and fiercely protective of loved ones. You hold family and friends close but, given enough time, you manage to crush them with your abandonment issues.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Sidecar<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re adept at self-inflicted pain, and have a favorite method: sleeping on your right or left side, torn rotator cuff be damned. You live your days unevenly, fuelled by your propensity to ignore warning signs\u2014but where is that bottom arm even supposed to go? You have periods of codependency, when you need something or someone to prop you up. But you refuse to make different choices because those few hours before the numbness sets in are amazing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Burrito<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Head enveloped, body tightly wrapped with covers, you fear the unknown and crave security. As a kid, you couldn\u2019t sleep without being tucked in. You carried that anxiety into adulthood, buying two of everything in case one broke and dabbling in doomsday prepping (canned-beans hoarding). Your biggest flaw is that you don\u2019t realize that your \u201csafety measures\u201d just create more problems, like when the fire alarm goes off and you\u2019re trapped in the comforter.<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=121\">Place-Names from a Newly Donny-fied World<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Burrito: Nose Out<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In this position, you\u2019ve gone full burrito, other than a nose hole for fresh air. In addition to fearing the unknown, you are rightfully worried about suffocating to death.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Burrito: Feet Out<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Easily annoyed by both heat and incidental touching, you struggle with intimacy and often push people away. You\u2019re known to yell at the person seated next to you, \u201cWill you please move your leg?\u201d or \u201cWhy is your thigh so hot?\u201d before stomping off in a huff.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Fetus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>People at work think you\u2019re joking when you say that you want to go straight home and crawl into the fetal position. You have a low tolerance for life\u2019s daily annoyances like needing two double-A batteries but having nine triple-A ones, or tackling a pile of unopened mail. You firmly believe that everything will be better if you can just go back to bed for a few hours. (It won\u2019t.)\u00a0\u2666<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=118\">Realistic High-School-Yearbook Inscriptions<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nicole Rose Whitaker humorously riffs on what a someone\u2019s preferred sleeping position says about their personality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-interesting"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Your Personality, According to Your Sleeping Position - City Relocation News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=129\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Your Personality, According to Your Sleeping Position - 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