{"id":281,"date":"2026-05-30T14:06:05","date_gmt":"2026-05-30T14:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=281"},"modified":"2026-05-30T14:06:05","modified_gmt":"2026-05-30T14:06:05","slug":"married-role-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"Married Role-Play"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Plumber<\/strong><\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: So, what seems to be the problem, Miss?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: My drain is clogged. Clogged bad.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Oh, yeah? Well, let me see if I can un<\/em>-clog it.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: You really think this is a job you can handle?<\/p>\n

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HUSBAND<\/em>: There’s no job I can’t handle.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: (scoffs<\/em>)<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: What?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: I’m just thinking about the porch you’ve been promising to stain for literally a year now.<\/p>\n

Read more I Work from Home<\/a><\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Jesus, what the hell does the porch have to do with this?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: It has everything to do with it!<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: You know what, unclog your own goddamned drain!<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Stain the porch!<\/p>\n

Doctor & Patient<\/strong><\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Hi, doctor, thanks for seeing me on such short notice.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: My pleasure.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Did I put this gown on right?<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Looks good to me. Real good. So, where’s your pain?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: In my leg.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Here?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Higher.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Here?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Higher.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Here?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Do you feel anything?<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Just that you didn’t shave your legs. A little effort would have been nice, Karen.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Oh, fuck you.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Fuck you<\/em>!<\/p>\n

The Job Interview<\/strong><\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: We have a quite a few candidates for this position, Ms. Andrews.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: I’m sure you do, but I’m the right person for this job.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Oh, yeah? Why’s that?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Because I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: You aren’t?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: I’m not afraid to get other things dirty, either.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Hmm, I think your r\u00e9sum\u00e9 may have just risen to the top.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Wow.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: What?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Nothing, forget it.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Why are you annoyed all of a sudden?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: It’s just so ironic, because you’ve never<\/em> supported the idea of me going back to work.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: That is bullshit, and you know it!<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Oh, please.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Go back to work\u2014do whatever the hell you want!<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: You are such a dick.<\/p>\n

The Pool Boy<\/strong><\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Manuel, you must be so hot out here.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: S\u00ed<\/em>.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Want to come in for a glass of lemonade?<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: S\u00ed<\/em>.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: I made too much, and I’m alone in here. All alone.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: S\u00ed<\/em>.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: It’s only 3:15, so my kids won’t be home until … dammit! We have to pick up the kids at 3:30.<\/p>\n

Read more Bad News<\/a><\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Los ni\u00f1os?<\/em><\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Stop it, Phil! We really have to pick them up.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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HUSBAND<\/em>: I thought you said we had time!<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Sorry if I’m the only one who pays attention to the kids’ schedules.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: I bought a mustache for this!<\/p>\n

Cheerleader & Coach<\/strong><\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Hey, coach, you wanted to see me?<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Come in, Erica.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Did I do something wrong?<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: I’m really disappointed in your cheerleading.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Oh.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: I’m going to have to cut you from the squad.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Isn’t there anything I can do to change your mind?<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Hmm, maybe I can think of something …<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: I’d do anything.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Anything?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Anything.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: O.K., well, you could start by not picking up Jaden’s squeaky giraffe while we’re doing this.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Sor-ry<\/em> if I’m trying to kill two birds with one stone\u2014this living room is a disaster!<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Well, you definitely killed this<\/em> bird!<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Yeah, well, it doesn’t take much, does it<\/em>, Michael<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Older Woman & Younger Man<\/strong><\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Well, look at you, Tommy, home from college. You’re all grown up, aren’t you?<\/p>\n

Read more My LinkedIn Photo<\/a><\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: I guess so, Mrs. Anderson. Is Derek home?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: He’s out.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: What about … Mr. Anderson?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: He’s out, too.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: You’re sitting awfully close, Mrs. Anderson.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: I have needs, Tommy. Needs that my husband<\/em>\u00a0could never fulfill.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Oh.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Let’s just say he’s got problems in that department.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: He does?<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: I bet you don’t have those problems, do you, Tommy?<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Um, no, ma’am.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: I didn’t think so. My husband<\/em>\u00a0has them big time.<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: O.K., TIMEOUT! Jesus.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: What? You’re the one who wanted to do this in the first place!<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: Well, now I don’t want to do it.<\/p>\n

WIFE<\/em>: Fine!<\/p>\n

HUSBAND<\/em>: And neither does TOMMY!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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