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Trapped in a sweltering house with only stupid squeaky toys to keep you company? Run out of things to destroy? Post-surgery cone preventing you from licking your wound and other fun? Why not download Dogible, runner-up for the 2025 Council for Canine Dental Care\u2019s award for Unchewable Entertainment (first place went to staring at the wall). Our audiobooks are available in Bark, Woof-Woof, Whimper, and Latin. Unlike Pawdible\u2122, we do not believe that dogs want to learn Italian. Below, some highlights from the summer catalogue.<\/p>\n

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\u201cThe Myth of Sisyfetch\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The ball is thrown. You retrieve it. It\u2019s thrown again. You retrieve it. Again, again, again\u2014forever. We must imagine Sisyfetch happy. But are you?<\/p>\n

\u201cYou Are Good: Affirmations for Dogs Who Don\u2019t Believe It\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Shoo those negative emotions away with phrases such as \u201cYou are a good dog.\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. Yes, you.\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. Even when you eat the couch\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. especially then.\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. Anyway, you didn\u2019t eat the whole couch.\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. Anyway, you did them a favor\u00a0.\u00a0.\u00a0. chintz?!\u201d Perfect if you feel remorse about drooling on Aunt Gussie on purpose, suffer from guilt about the Sunday Incident, or struggle with chronic anxiety about whether you are really<\/em> a good boy or just O.K.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe Mailman Cometh\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Did you know that a single serving (two bites) of a mailman provides twenty-seven grams of protein (fifty-four per cent D.V.), and up to thirty-nine grams if the mailman is free-range? Did you know that mailmen, unlike kibble, contain no corn-gluten feed, and, if eaten in moderation, are considered a staple of the Mediterranean diet? From this nutrition guidebook, you\u2019ll learn how to get the physique of a whippet and the vision of a Seeing Eye dog, without having to give up your mailman addiction.<\/p>\n

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\u201cGood Riddance, Moon\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Good night, delicious corner of rug, newly fringed. Good night, sofa pillow, now exploded snow globe. Good night, passport, which expires in three months anyway. Good night, sticks and rocks I brought inside to give the bed a more back-to-nature feel. Good night, tax returns. Good night, house training. Hello, trazodone cheese cube.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow to Frame the Cat (and, If There\u2019s No Cat, the Seven-Year-Old)\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Based on the ancient Chinese text \u201cThe Art of War,\u201d this survival handbook teaches couch destruction with plausible deniability, hiding your humans\u2019 shoes so they can\u2019t leave, using the sad face to secure a second dinner, and destroying the vacuum cleaner (remember when they neutered you? It\u2019s like that). Recorded at a pitch not detectable by human beings.<\/p>\n

\u201cUnleashless\u201d (Abridged)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Steakly, plump beef chuck mouthfullagain bearing a bowl of chips nachocheese. Crumb floor? No crumb, dust bunny. Chase. Door open open now. Run outside before comes leash. Outside! Smellsmellsmell ghost of bacon. Scent of processed meat, pig blood, hot-dog-bun pun. Bjnoqfekd. Trijl qegbwt. Qetryoijk. Smell home-before-home. Inside. Treat? And then I asked him with my paws to ask again yes and then he said Krunchy Kanine Kibble? And yes I said yes I will Yes.\u00a0\u2666<\/p>\n

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Patricia Marx jokingly suggests good audiobooks for our canine companions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":460,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-interesting"],"yoast_head":"\nThis Summer\u2019s Hottest Audiobooks for Dogs - City Relocation News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=461\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"This Summer\u2019s Hottest Audiobooks for Dogs - City Relocation News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Patricia Marx jokingly suggests good audiobooks for our canine companions.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=461\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"City Relocation News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2026-06-11T11:37:22+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/?p=461#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/?p=461\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"admin\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/3e7ce0c0c60d21e12a5ac61fb2b786d4\"},\"headline\":\"This Summer\u2019s Hottest Audiobooks for Dogs\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-06-11T11:37:22+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/?p=461\"},\"wordCount\":541,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/?p=461#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/087caf5eb032df9b532cc19d9fc8842c.webp\",\"articleSection\":[\"Interesting\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/?p=461#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/?p=461\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/cityrelocationnews.com\\\/?p=461\",\"name\":\"This Summer\u2019s Hottest Audiobooks for Dogs - 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