{"id":956,"date":"2026-07-16T13:36:09","date_gmt":"2026-07-16T13:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=956"},"modified":"2026-07-16T13:36:09","modified_gmt":"2026-07-16T13:36:09","slug":"the-odyssey-3-imaximum-impact","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cityrelocationnews.com\/?p=956","title":{"rendered":"The Odyssey 3: IMAXimum Impact"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tell me, o muse, of that gargantuan enterprise
soon to overtake both multiplex and iPhone\u2014
and how, on the latter, Matt Damon\u2019s
hard-won muscles will be squeezed into
anamorphic distortion, dismaying older
gay men and suburban moms across the land.
Now comes Christopher Nolan\u2019s two-hundred-and-fifty-million-dollar warship,
slicing through the roiled and wine-dark sea of summer;
by rosy-fingered dawn, the hills will resound
with paeans to the simple beauty that can be wrought
from two-million feet of IMAX<\/em> film
and a camera the size of a VW Beetle.
Chronicling Odysseus\u2019 arduous journey back to
his wife after winning the Trojan War, the tale should
speak to anyone whose father went off to run an errand
and then took ten years to get home.<\/p>\n

Read more Why Would That Help?<\/a><\/p>\n

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Various and blood-soaked have been
the battles waged. Speak now, muse, of the
ministrations of Damon, friend of Affleck
and foe of Kimmel, who bravely grew out his beard
for a year, as if to single-handedly wreak vengeance
on stray crumbs of bread and the heavier soups.
Too, Damon retreated from his usual mountaintop
of a hundred eighty-five or so pounds and descended into the valley
of a hundred sixty-seven, all by eschewing nefarious gluten.
Good habits fuel strong soldiers; any sensible
warrior would kill his own brethren for
Damon\u2019s new waistline. Young Tom Holland,
who incarnates Odysseus\u2019 son Telemachus,
also labored behind the scenes, rallying to have
Sony push back the release date of the
next \u201cSpider-Man,\u201d lest two proximate films
yield an untoward surfeit of airborne torsos. Meanwhile,
Anne Hathaway (Penelope) and Charlize Theron (Calypso)
spent many anguished hours determining how
classical women managed to appear unwavering
during a time that was avant-brassiere. For Robert
Pattinson (Antinous), the immense challenges
started when he was sent the script, as Pattinson
had confessed to GQ<\/em> that he, like many,
did not understand \u201cTenet.\u201d<\/p>\n

No less daunting were the conditions on set.
Spanning Morocco, Greece, Italy, Iceland, and Scotland\u2014
all lands that know their way around a lamb chop\u2014
the production put the players through their veritable paces.
Some cast members lived seaside for months\u2014
yet this was no pantywaist \u201cMamma Mia\u201d or \u201cShirley Valentine\u201d
day boat. The thespians were oft sprayed with
freshets of water made lively by twin engines, all while
wearing inconvenient footwear; yea, future scribes will
surely change the name of the cinematic genre in question
to \u201csword and strappy sandal.\u201d Long were the shoots in
obscure and mountainous locations with limited Wi-Fi;
certain of the hotel accommodations were notably
over-pillowed. On set, the Ozempic-friendly thespians found
themselves betimes huddling near the craft-services table,
blithely unaware that Fielding called Homer\u2019s poem
\u201cthe eatingest epic.\u201d They played Wordle while awaiting
overtime and its dulcet ka-ching.<\/em><\/p>\n

Read more How Mary Kay Built an Empire Out of Other Women\u2019s Dreams<\/a><\/p>\n

No warrior strove harder than clear-eyed Nolan,
who daily tackled the wrath of the studio gods.
Heavy is the sword of the man who has
recently won Best Picture and Best Director.
Onto Nolan\u2019s shoulders have fallen all the
criticisms generated in advance of the film\u2019s release,
particularly those from podcasts helmed by men shy of
the outdoors and eye contact. O, the scorn generated by
the call sheet\u2019s dearth of names ending in \u201cakis\u201d or \u201copoulos.\u201d
Likewise by the fact that the film\u2019s already luxurious
run time could not have been stretched further given
the physical limitations of IMAX<\/em> platters\u2014yet another
emasculating example of how man is technology\u2019s bitch.<\/p>\n

Throughout, Nolan stood tall. Some wonder
if the film\u2019s release will mirror Odysseus\u2019 journey,
constituting a vengeance upon all the bilious
naysayers; like the king of Ithaca returning home
to slay the crowd of overfed hangers-on surrounding
his wife, after his victory. Perhaps Nolan\u2019s warship,
hard on the heels of \u201cOppenheimer,\u201d heaves into
port anxious to put to the death a crowd of
lotus-eaters who lounge about, trash-talking it.
And who shall helm this bloodletting? None other than
Spider-Man (Holland), Catwoman (Hathaway),
the Batman (Pattinson), the Punisher (Jon Bernthal),
Nakia (Lupita Nyong\u2019o), Kitty Pryde (Elliot Page),
and, of course, Jason Bourne. Jason, the Argonot<\/em>.
Yea, even the movie\u2019s merch seems to ridicule the film\u2019s
consumers; behold the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket.<\/p>\n

Read more I Won\u2019t Cry for You, Argentina<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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