Dear Pepper: How to Have Some of It All?
Liana Finck writes a humorous advice column about the choices a couple faces after having their first born.
Interesting
admin Bari Weiss Is On It
Chris Kelly humorously imagines Bari Weiss, the editor-in-chief of CBS News, revamping the Hoover Dam, the Toyota Corolla, and more.
Exit Memo
Shouts & Murmurs by Sterling Hoyte: Following a review, I have decided to dissolve our relationship, effective immediately. This decision…
Poems Edgar Allan Poe Wrote While Lost in a Corn Maze
Maeve Dunigan humorously imagines the poems that Edgar Allan Poe might have written while lost in the middle of a…
What I Imagine Strangers Think About Me When They See Me Reading a Book in Public
Maeve Dunigan humorously imagines public reactions to her reading a book.
Realistic Manual for Installing Your New Air-Conditioner
In a parody of an instruction manual, Maeve Dunigan comically explains how to install an air-conditioning unit.
What I Think Will Happen if I Go to a Bar and Order a Whiskey Neat
Maeve Dunigan riffs humorously on the idea of ordering a whiskey neat at a bar and the class and status…
Questions I’ve Texted My Dad, in Ascending Order of How Disappointed He Was to Receive Them
Maeve Dunigan presents a humorous list of questions she’s texted her father, many of which call into question her ability…
This Bouquet of Branches Will Change Everything
Maeve Dunigan takes a humorous look at a bundle of dried willow branches.
I’ll Pay Twenty Thousand Dollars to Skip Your Jazz Show
Dennard Dayle writes a satirical e-mail in which he offers his friend an enormous sum of money to avoid going…