To-Do List for While My Baby Naps
Ginny Hogan humorously imagines all the chores she could complete—including taking down a multinational spy ring—if only her baby would…
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admin I Give My Kid the Talk
Shouts & Murmurs by Jesse Eisenberg: Don’t believe what the other kids have to say; Dad is the one to…
The Odyssey 3: IMAXimum Impact
Henry Alford, writing in the style of a Greek epic, humorously imagines the challenges that Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, and…
How to Write When You’re Feeling Stuck
JiJi Lee jokingly imagines the trials of a writer, who, seeking a room free of distractions, gets trapped in a…
Voting Rights, Updated
Shouts & Murmurs by Paul Rudnick: To run for office in New York, you must play pickleball with the guy…
Day at the Beach
Al Franken humorously imagines a scenario in which a group photo on a beach goes wrong.
New York Beaches to Visit Before You Die
Jiji Lee and Patrick Clair offer a humorous list of New York beaches for different categories of New York City…
The Best Beach Reads for When You Left Your Book at Home
Alex Watt offers a humorous list of reading recommendations for the beach when you’ve forgotten to bring along a book.
What’s Your Ocean Style?
Teresa Burns Parkhurst humorously images various ocean-going types, such as the Suit Clutcher, the Masochist, and the Body Surfer Who…
Beach Rules
No alcoholic beverages. The beach’s personality really changes after a couple of drinks.