Everything That Will Happen After I Silence My Phone at the Movie Theatre
Meg Reid jokingly imagines all the things that she might miss out on—milestones and urgent notifications—after she puts her on…
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admin Admissions Tour: Being a Person
Shouts & Murmurs by Jessica Bacal: In the adult world, you can choose your meal plan: vegan, kosher, Sustainable, Totally…
How to Experience New York City like a True Local
Blythe Roberson presents a humorous list of ways to act like a local in N.Y.C.
All the Excuses That Didn’t Work to Get Me Out of Jury Duty
Blythe Roberson jokes about failed attempts to get out of serving on a jury.
Women’s Difficulties That Melania Trump Feels Very, Very Strongly About
Blythe Roberson humorously imagines First Lady Melania Trump discussing the women’s-rights issues that are most important to her.
Toyota Prius Owner’s Manual for Taking a Great American Road Trip
Blythe Roberson humorously imagines a Toyota Prius owner’s manual targeted for people who want to take their old car on…
“Seinfeld” Episodes from the Point of View of the Girlfriends
Blythe Roberson jokes about how “Seinfeld” would have been an even better show if it were told from the perspective…
National-Park Safety Rules for Millennials
Blythe Roberson writes a humorous list of National Park safety rules that millennials should follow, such as putting away their…
Help—I’m a Narrator Stuck in the Calm.com Meditation App!
Erita Chen jokingly explains how life inside of a meditation app is not as mindful as it seems.
Eat the Lotus!
Shouts & Murmurs by Anthony Lane: Times editors realized that, unless emergency procedures were initiated, the next day’s edition would…