Eight First Impressions of a Time Traveller
Shouts & Murmurs by Dennard Dayle: Hey, I’m from the future. You better change your ways, or get ready for…
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admin The Ultimate Subway-Safety Plan
Dennard Dayle jokes about a proposal for Mayor Eric Adams that would instantly fix the safety issues in New York…
Dear [School], Here’s My Soul in Six Hundred Words or Less
Dennard Dayle humorously riffs on the torturous process of writing college-application essays.
The History of Group Projects
Shouts & Murmurs by Dennard Dayle: Eve relied on Adam; Julius bet on Ethel; and other tales of group screwups.
I Will Not Board a Plane to Visit Your Baby
Dennard Dayle jokingly writes about refusing to board a plane and fly out to see a friend’s new baby.
Welcome to Career Day
Claire Friedman writes a humorous career-day talk by an anxious working mother.
Seven Steps to Financial Success, According to a Guy Who Won a Multimillion-Dollar Lawsuit Against the Circus
Graeme Carey imagines financial advice delivered by a cryptocurrency bro who parlayed his injury at the hands of a circus…
Our Gender-Reveal Party!
Shouts & Murmurs by Susanna Wolff: Join as we publicly learn, through a series of elaborate acts of increasingly violent…
Wedding Update
Shouts & Murmurs by Susanna Wolff: Check in to the Marriott, log into the Zoom dance party, and get ready…
Dearly Beloved
Mr. and Mrs. Prescott invite you to travel an uncomfortable distance to drink alcohol they have paid for in honor…