A Mostly True History of Marco Rubio
Christopher Gangemi takes a humorous look at the ascent of “Little Marco.”
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Natalie Wexler takes a humorous look at spam scams.
What Do India’s Gen Z Protests Mean for Modi?
Isaac Chotiner speaks with the journalist Manisha Pande about protests in India that have prompted Prime Minister Narendra Modi to…
Freelance Headlines Stupid Onion Editor Rejected
Married Man Still Able to Drink at Collegiate Level; Sloppy Eater Dog’s New Best Friend; and more.
Memorandum from the National Review Committee for National Day Designations
Jordan Roter jokingly imagines the deliberations of a committee that evaluates applications for new holidays, such as National Drink with…
Will Left-Wing Democrats Reinvent the Party or Hurt Its Chances in November?
Iaac Chotiner speaks with Faiz Shakir, Bernie Sanders’s former campaign manager, about progressive candidates’ chances of winning in the upcoming…
Dear Pepper: How to Have Some of It All?
Liana Finck writes a humorous advice column about the choices a couple faces after having their first born.
Bari Weiss Is On It
Chris Kelly humorously imagines Bari Weiss, the editor-in-chief of CBS News, revamping the Hoover Dam, the Toyota Corolla, and more.
Exit Memo
Shouts & Murmurs by Sterling Hoyte: Following a review, I have decided to dissolve our relationship, effective immediately. This decision…
Poems Edgar Allan Poe Wrote While Lost in a Corn Maze
Maeve Dunigan humorously imagines the poems that Edgar Allan Poe might have written while lost in the middle of a…